Winter & Reiley's Syllogism

Reiley and Winter wear 3D glasses with the lenses popped out.
Good roller derby chicks are awesome.
People that wear 3D glasses with the lenses popped out are awesome.
Therefore...

Patrick, Ethan, Patricia, Quintin Deductive Statement

Most brown cows are blue.
Cows that are blue require therapy.
Some therapists will not consult cows.
Cows that don't receive therapy get flame broiled.

Therefore...

Some therapists lead to the flame broiling of most brown cows that are blue.

Deductive Statement: CooperR, MJA, ZachR

1.Zach has an afro

2.Afros control, and are, the universe

3. Michael Jackson likes afros

4. Michael Jackson wants to explore the universe

Therefore---

Michael Jackson wants to explore Zach

Deductive Statement :O

I am a pimp.
All pimps have hoes.
My hoes have hoes.
Some hoes don't have hoes.
I am not a hoe.
Therefore...
My hoes are pimps.

Special thanks to Wasi for the Idea

VThompson, MReid, JHissam Nonsensical Deductive Statment

-All dragons can fly
-All my pets have razor claws
-All Dragons that have razor claws breathe fire
-All fire-breathing dragons can fly
Thus, All of my pets are dragons

Connor's, Wasi's, and Monica's epic comparison thingy

Holy things smite scorpions
Scorpions hate grapefruit
Grapefruit can hurt your eyes
If you hate scary things you are holy
Things that can hurt your eyes are scary
Scorpions will not smit other scorpions
Therefore.......

Pseudo-Science

For this blog entry I want you to find one commercial product that uses pseudo-science to sell its self. Your entry must include a link and an explanation as to why it is claims do not hold up to scientific scrutiny.